KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

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A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

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Tags: prayer


Teeth and memory weaken with age.

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Tags: memory


Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.

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Tags: guns


It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

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Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.

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Tags: sorrow


Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

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A cowchip is paradise for a fly.

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Tags: paradise


Second-hand gold is as good as new.

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Tags: gold


Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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Eagles don't catch flies.

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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

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Men and barbed wire have their good points.

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Tags: men


A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.

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Tags: enemies


Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

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Experience is another word for mistakes.

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Tags: experience