COOKING QUOTES III

quotations about cooking

Cooking is revelation and creation; and a woman can find special satisfaction in a successful cake or a flaky pastry, for not every one can do it: one must have the gift.

SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR

Second Sex


Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

JOHN GREEN

Looking for Alaska


Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Would anyone love me if I couldn't cook? I always thought cooking was part of the package: Step right up, it's Rachel Samstat, she's bright, she's funny and she can cook!

NORA EPHRON

Heartburn


Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way.

PAUL THEROUX

Sir Vidia's Shadow


My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

PHYLLIS DILLER

attributed, Make 'em Laugh: The Funny Business of America


Drink while you cook. Make it fun.

GWYNETH PALTROW

My Father's Daughter: Delicious


No one who cooks, cooks alone. Even at her most solitary, a cook in the kitchen is surrounded by generations of cooks past, the advice and menus of cooks present, the wisdom of cookbook writers.

LAURIE COLWIN

Home Cooking: A Writer in the Kitchen


Yet smelt roast meat, beheld a huge fire shine,
And cooks in motion with their clean arms bared.

LORD BYRON

Don Juan


Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

PHYLLIS DILLER

The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes


Sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.

TERRY PRATCHETT

The Fifth Elephant


Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE

A Confederacy of Dunces


Unless you live alone in a cave or hermitage, cooking and eating are social activities: even hermit monks have one communal meal a month. The sharing of food is the basis of social life, and to many people it is the only kind of social life worth participating in.

LAURIE COLWIN

Home Cooking: A Writer in the Kitchen


We may live without poetry, music, and art;
We may live without conscience, and live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.
He may live without books--what is knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope--what is hope but deceiving?
He may live without love--what is passion but pining?
But where is the man that can live without dining?

OWEN MEREDITH

Lucile


What we need is a big big cooking pot
Big enough to cook every wonderful
Beautiful, trust worthy, lovely idea we've got

HAPPY MONDAYS

"Harmony"


Good cooking tempts the appetite.

RABBI ADA

attributed, Day's Collacon


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. FIELDS

attributed, Chicken Soup for the Wine Lover's Soul


In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.

JULIA CHILD

New York Times, Nov. 26, 1986


If you're preparing a dinner for friends or a holiday dinner, make sure to only prepare recipes you are comfortable with and have cooked before. Cooking for others is not the time to try out a recipe for the first time. You end up spending all your time in the kitchen instead of enjoying your company.

RACHEL RAY

QVC Quisine eNewsletter


To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a “home” might be added the modern supplement that woman accepted cooking as a chore but man has made of it a recreation.

EMILY POST

Etiquette


A good cook has great power to assuage grief by his art.

MOUCHY

attributed, Day's Collacon