DOG QUOTES V

quotations about dogs

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

BERN WILLIAMS

attributed, Words of Wellness


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

RITA RUDNER

stand-up routine


Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

DAVE BARRY

The World According to Dave Barry


Beware of the dog that does not bark.

PORTUGUESE PROVERB


When the puppies are born, we must leave them with the mother, and not put them to another dog; for the nurture of strange dogs does not sufficiently contribute to growth; but the milk and breath of their mothers is good for them, and their caresses pleasing.

XENOPHON

Cynegeticus