quotations about lawyers
Lawyers ... have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse.
LENOX MHLANGA
"Are lawyers paid to lie on our behalf?", The Chronicle, April 2, 2016
Rattle a lawyer's door and you get more lawyers.
C. J. CHERRYH
Chanur's Legacy
There are a few reasons why lawyers are so morally corrupt. But the most important reason is because ruthless money hungry, and blood sucking parasites are very attracted to that profession.
AARON ROSS
The Final Chapter
As the American market for lawyers appears to have dried up, more than ever new lawyers need to set aside unrealistic expectations of being a savior and embrace the legal work that actually needs doing. In the process, they might help some people.
KATIE ROSE
"American lawyers have an Atticus Finch complex, and it's killing the profession", Quartz, March 31, 2016
The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict.
G. CHRISTOPHER RITTER
Powerful Deliberations
People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with.
DEBORAH ROSS
attributed, Lives of Lawyers
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.
JOHN KEATS
letter to George and Georgiana Keats, Mar. 13, 1819
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others.
ROBIN ELLISON
The Pension Trustee's Handbook
Studying the law and "learning to think like a lawyer" are transformative but not necessarily in a good way. I have always believed people are born with rough ideas of fairness imprinted in their subconscious. In law school, a new lawyer learns to ignore those ideas. Instead, lawyers are taught that procedural rules must take precedence over what a lay person might think is a just result. Those who conclude the legal system is a form of the children's game of "Mother May I" learn to keep that opinion to themselves.
CRAIG VAN MATRE
"Good lawyers strive for justice", Columbia Daily Tribune, April 3, 2016
Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves.
CHARLES CALEB COLTON
Lacon
It does seem asinine to tolerate a system under which the lawyers always win, whether heads or tails come up.
FRANK CRAMER
The Case of the People Against the Lawyers and the Courts
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong.
JUNIUS
attributed, Day's Collacon
In tribal times, there were the medicine men. In the Middle Ages, there were the priests. Today, there are the lawyers. For every age, a group of bright boys, learned in their trades and jealous of their learning, who blend technical competence with plain and fancy hocus-pocus to make themselves masters of their fellow men. For every age, a pseudo-intellectual autocracy, guarding the tricks of the trade from the uninitiated, and running, after its own pattern, the civilization of its day.
FRED RODELL
Woe Unto You, Lawyers!
It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law.
MOSES CROWELL
attributed, Day's Collacon
Lawyers are like doctors. They've each a secret language of their own so that if you get a letter from one lawyer you've got to take it to another to get it read, just like a doctor sends you to a chemist with a rigmarole that no one else can read, so they can charge you what they like for a drop of colored water.
HAROLD BRIGHOUSE
Hobson's Choice
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
DAVID MELLOR
"Question Time", BBC1, Dec. 3, 1992
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased.
JOHN R. BEARD
The Rational Primer
Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn't exist, but if some people have them, then you'd better have one, too, just in case.
JOHN GIERACH
Sex, Death, and Fly-Fishing