RITA RUDNER QUOTES III

American comedian (1953- )

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

RITA RUDNER

stand-up routine

Tags: love


Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

RITA RUDNER

stand-up routine

Tags: men


Women men want to sleep with always win when men are making the decisions.

RITA RUDNER

Tickled Pink: A Comic Novel

Tags: women


News flash. My favorite color is no longer pink. It is purple. Purple is the new pink. Brown is the new black and blue is the new white. Also stars are the new stripes and circles are the new squares. I feel sorry for people who are currently making flags. It's all so confusing.

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interview, Huffington Post, March 18, 2013

Tags: color


When I was working on the road, I always enjoyed the actual show, but waking up at four in the morning to get a plane that has been delayed and running through the airport to make a connection in Dallas to a plane that has not been delayed, only to sit on the runway and wait for the thunderstorm to pass before arriving in Pin Point, KY, to discover that your luggage is still in L.A. is nobody's idea of fun.

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interview, Shecky Magazine


In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

RITA RUDNER

stand-up routine

Tags: Hollywood


I always have the feeling that I'm never going to be able to write anything funny again. That's why I keep writing funny things. I have to prove to myself that I'm wrong.

RITA RUDNER

interview, Huffington Post, March 18, 2013

Tags: writing